Become Unfuckwithable: The 30-Day Audio Course
30 Days. One Audio. One Prompt. One Mantra.
A whole new energetic operating system.
Upon purchase, you'll receive instructions to set up your private podcast feed with lifetime access.
Upon purchase, you'll receive instructions to set up your private podcast feed with lifetime access.
You wake up motivated and ready to conquer the day … until you see a note about a meeting you missed, and suddenly you’re cosplaying “Overwhelmed Modern Woman on the Edge of a Crippling Nervous Breakdown in the Costco Parking Lot." Meanwhile, you're tired of running mental marathons just to make it through a conversation without losing your shit on Rich from Rev Ops. And you know vulnerability is a superpower, but "emotionally naked and armed only with unnecessary context" isn't giving the heroic arc you need, either.
Let's fix that.
Let's make you immune to inappropriate bullshit, steady in difficult conversations, and calm in the face of chaotic world events, emails from your ex, or your own inner critic.
Let's make you unfuckwithable.
These 30 days give you the energetic, conversational, and psychological skills to turn down the volume on chaos, stabilize your nervous system, reset your boundaries, and walk through your life like the grown-ass adult you are instead of feeling like an emotional hobo warming yourself around everyone else's dumpster fires.
... and more.
This is 30 days of identity upgrades that turn you into the least fuckwithable woman in any room.
✔ One audio, one prompt, and one mantra everyday
✔ Simple, doable, portable — and extremely effective
✔ Your own personal private podcast feed with unlimited access
Over the next 30 days, you'll master energetic upgrades, emotional aikido, and conversational cheat codes — developed from years of experience in leadership and conflict management + delivered with humor, compassion, and a dash of villain-era glamour.
And just like that, 30 days could you set up for the next 365 (and beyond).
Ready to enter your unfuckwithable era?
Here's a sample of what you can expect each day during this 30-day rebellion:
🎧 DAY 2: Feel Real, Embodied Confidence On Command
Train your body to generate confidence instead of waiting for permission.
🎧 DAY 3: Use Four Letters to Handle High-Conflict Personalities
A clean, drama-proof communication tool that stops chaos before it starts.
🎧 DAY 6: Shut Down Unwanted or Inappropriate Questions
Redirect intrusive people with grace, humor, or steel — your choice.
🎧 DAY 7: Get into Character Like a Brilliant Actress
Use an acting technique to slip into a version of yourself who knows exactly what the hell she’s doing.
🎧 DAY 11 : Trapped in a Double Bind? Choose without Losing Your Mind
Escape no-win situations with a smarter, saner decision-making move.
🎧 DAY 12: You Are No One's Prey
Reclaim your power and stop responding like a hunted animal in human conversations.
🎧 DAY 15: Defuse the Itty Bitty Shitty Committee
Quiet the peanut gallery inside your skull before it ruins your day.
🎧 DAY 17: When Healing Doesn't Work, Try Sparring
Meet your toughest inner critic head-on and turn its attacks into strength.
🎧 DAY 20: A Bit of Woo to Neutralize Negative Intentions
Use a mental and energetic reset to stop aggression and weird vibes from sticking.
🎧 DAY 25: Enter Your Villain Era
Harness your anger as clean fuel for leveling up instead of blowing up.
🎧 DAY 27: Recalibrate the Room with a Strategic Pause
Learn how to use silence as a power move that resets the energy and centers you in the seat of control.
Each day, you’ll get three pieces that work together like a beautiful love child of magic and neuroscience:
Part grounding, part insight, part older-sister pep talk.
You drop into your body, regulate your nervous system, plug into your intuition … and then get lovingly told to get up, go live your life, and put what you're hearing into practice.
To sharpen your thinking, disrupt your patterns, and lock the lesson into your actual lived reality.
These prompts don’t ask you to journal your feelings into oblivion; they give you the kind of honest awareness that creates real behavioral change.
A portable spell and nervous-system anchor.
A new mental groove you can slip into when someone or something tries to pull you off center.
... All delivered in a portable, doable format that you can take with you wherever you go:
You keep the entire 30-day arsenal — every audio, every prompt, every mantra — forever.
Hit replay when you need a tune-up, a reality check, a spine-straightener, or a dose of “get your shit together.”
Come back to your favorite days and level up with them as many times as you want.
Hey gorgeous, I’m Kali. I’m a former corporate leader, a triple-certified coach with an MA in counseling psychology, an award-winning storyteller, and a sober single parent. I’ve invested over $200,000 studying how we humans actually work — psychology, psychoanalysis, leadership, recovery, mysticism, martial arts, EFT, EMDR, NLP, you name it. All the frameworks, all the ways to unfog your mind and stop abandoning yourself.
But where I learned the most was in my own personal FAFO era.
Sobriety at 29 cracked me open. It forced me to face myself without an escape hatch, stop destroying myself while calling it "helping" other people, and figure out what actually brought me real joy. It was like a Marie Kondo origin story set in Gotham City. Not for the faint of heart, full of intrigue and suspense, but totally worth it. And once I did that, I discovered a different flavor of happiness — the dangerous kind. The kind that makes you unshakeable. Strategic. Impossible to guilt-trip. A woman with her own internal power grid.
Once I had that, I left an abusive relationship, leveled up my dating life, and stopped settling for potential. And in my corporate leadership role, I became known as the "personnel whisperer" who could get struggling employees to improve and toxic employees to GTFO. My trick was that I didn't use any tricks; I just kept the standards high, the communication kind, and the consequences realistic across the board. Well-meaning people were motivated to improve, and drama-seekers were repelled. I taught other women to do the same, and together we formed a growing contingent of unfuckwithable female leaders.
Which brings me to this 30-day rebellion:
I took everything I learned about leading people in high-pressure situations — setting boundaries, holding standards, motivating people, neutralizing drama — and translated it into a framework for self-leadership that makes you unfuckwithable in every arena of your life. That's what you'll find in this 30 day rebellion.
30 Days to Become Unfuckwithable is about becoming so solid, so grounded, so strategically unshakeable that no one — not your boss, your ex, your mother-in-law, or your own brain — can throw you off your axis.
Whether you’re a leader, a parent, an approval addict, a survivor, or simply a modern woman trying to manage the firehose of other people’s agendas and emergencies, this is for you.
When these 30 days are up, people will ask what you’ve been doing.
They’ll assume you changed your hair, your job, or your relationship status.
And you’ll just smile, because the truth is simpler:
Dangerously stable.
Gorgeously unbothered.
A beacon of light for kind fellow travelers.
And a fucking nightmare for narcissists.
30 days from now, while everyone else is getting spun around by the usual chaos, you’ll be moving through like the drama tried you, failed, and left a Yelp review about how it “felt unsafe.”
You didn't overhaul your life or perform some dramatic spiritual circus act.
You simply became unfuckwithable.
How much time will it take each day?
5-10 minutes for the audio.
Another 5-10 minutes for the journaling prompt and mantra.
Altogether? About 10-20 minutes each day.
What if I miss a day?
Then you miss a day. You’re an adult. This isn’t school.
Live your life, boo. Then jump back in.
Is this therapy?
No. This is power training for your identity, your energy, and your emotional bandwidth.
I’m already strong. Is this for me?
Strength isn’t the problem -- leaks are. This seals them. So this is absolutely for you, too, you gorgeous badass.
What if I’m already overwhelmed?
Get in here, because that's the perfect time!
You don't need a cabin in the woods, a dedicated meditation space, or an empty calendar.
Just pop in your earbuds when you can, and let life give you opportunities to practice what you learn.
You'll be surprised at how fast you can shift your identity that way.