Let me guess:  

You’re here because life just handed you a plot twist you didn’t audition for. Maybe it’s a divorce, a layoff, burnout, or a “Wait…is this all there is?” moment. You’re juggling sleepless nights, identity crises, and Google searches like “How to adult when I feel like a toddler.” 

I get it. Been there, done that. Again and again and again.

Meet Sarah (name changed to protect the guilty) had it “all”: a corner office, a LinkedIn feed full of humblebrags, and a stress level that could power a small city. Then, her husband left, her job evaporated, and she found herself crying into a gas station burrito at 3 PM on a Tuesday.  

But here’s what changed everything: She stopped fighting the quake—and started using it as a launchpad.

She journaled through the chaos, turned panic into pottery, and—plot twist—laughed her way to a life she actually loves. Today, she runs a business selling mugs and texts me things like, “Remember when I thought my life was over? LOL.”

Sarah’s secret? She didn’t “fix” her crisis. She alchemized it.  

And you can too.  

Introducing: How to Survive a Life Quake

A Journaling Journey from Meltdown to Masterpiece

This isn’t another self-help course. It’s a rebellion against “cope at all costs” culture—a warm, witty roadmap for turning your rubble into rocket fuel.  

This course was designed and tested by Dr Margaretha Montagu - an experienced medical doctor - MBChB, MRCGP, NLP master pract cert, Transformational Life Coach (dip.) Life Story Coach (cert.) Stress Counselling (cert.) Med Hypnotherapy (dip.) and EAGALA (cert.) She may have an impressive number of letters after her name, and more than three decades of professional experience, but what qualifies her to excel at what she does is her intuitive understanding of her clients' difficulties and her extensive personal experience in managing major life changes using strategies she developed over many years.

Here’s what you’ll get:

1. 7 Heart-Centered Sections– Think therapy meets stand-up comedy.  

2. 500+ Word Stories – Relatable tales of chaos, growth, and gas station sushi.  

3. Journal Prompts That Don’t Suck – No “Dear Diary” cringe. Just actionable, laugh-out-loud exercises.  

4. Subtle Pep Talks – Because sometimes you need a friend who says, “You’re not broken—you’re a phoenix with better WiFi.”

What’s Inside? (Sneak Peek!)  

1. “The Seismic Self-Audit” – Map your crisis like Indiana Jones (but with fewer snakes).  

2. “Tectonic Plates & Emotional States” – Surf panic attacks like a zen surfer.  

3. “Identity Demolition Day” – Ditch “who you were” like last season’s skinny jeans.  

4. “SOS Squad Bootcamp” – Learn to ask for help without sounding like Kermit the Frog.  

5. “Aftershock Alchemy” – Turn “Why me?” into “What if?” (yes, even that idea).

6. “Gratitude in the Rubble” – Find fireflies in the dark (toxic positivity not included).  

7. “Surviving Life's Seismic Shifts” – Wobble Walk like a baby giraffe… and own it.  

Why This Works

- Science, Simplified: Neuroscience hacks served with humour (*no PhD required*).  

- No Fluff, No Fixing, No Positive Toxicity: Just tools to help you rebuild, not “get over it.”  

- Community Vibes: Join fellow quake survivors who actually get it.  

And the best part? This is just the beginning.  

Your €39 Survival Kit Includes: 

✅ Instant access to all 7 sections (binge or nibble—your call).  

✅ Downloadable journal prompts (“What’s one disaster that secretly freed you?”).  

✅ Bonuses: "How Resilient are You?" Quiz, “How Meningful is your Life? Quiz, and more.  

P.S. This course is your gateway to the Purpose Protocol Program—where we take your “aha moments” and turn them into a life blueprint. Think of it as the second chapter of your Radical Renaissance.  

“But What If I’m Too [Insert Excuse Here]?” 

- Too busy? The course is self-paced. Meltdowns included.  

- Too sceptical? Sarah was too. Now she’s a pottery mogul.  

- Too broke? €39 is less than 3 therapy copays (or 7 venti lattes).  

Still hesitating? Ask yourself: “What’s the cost of staying here?”

Ready to Trade Survival Mode for Thriving Mode?

Enrol Now – Your Future Self Will High-Five You.  

PS. No guarantees—just a roadmap, a flashlight, and a lively sense of humour.