The Only People I Like Are Fictional | Printable Kindle Insert | Funny Bookish Romance Design | Digital Download
📚 The Only People I Like Are Fictional Kindle Insert ❤️
Funny Bookish Kindle Insert | Romance Reader Aesthetic | Instant Digital Download
Calling all romance readers, fictional boyfriend collectors and bookish girlies who would rather spend time with their favourite characters than actual people! 📚❤️☕
If your favourite hobbies include buying more books, drinking endless coffee, falling for fictional red flags and reading just one more spicy chapter, this one's for you!
Introducing the The Only People I Like Are Fictional Kindle Insert from Marginally Unhinged.
This gorgeous vintage-inspired bookish collage features romantic red roses, delicate florals, stacked books, cosy candles, takeaway coffees, a tempting red cocktail, handwritten textures, little hearts and charming literary details.
With the relatable quote “The Only People I Like Are Fictional”, alongside the cheeky phrases “More Books, More Coffee, More Spicy Scenes” and “Red Flag Collecting Is My Talent,” it's the perfect Kindle accessory for readers who love their fictional characters, questionable book boyfriends and cosy reading sessions!
Simply print your favourite design, slip it behind a clear Kindle case and give your favourite reading companion a beautifully unhinged makeover.
❤️ WHAT'S INCLUDED?
Your instant digital download contains one ZIP file with 10 printable files.
📱 Printable Kindle Inserts
- Kindle Paperwhite 11th Gen (2021) — 121 × 170 mm
- Kindle Paperwhite 12th Gen (2024) — 126 × 173 mm
- Original Kindle Colorsoft (2024) — 126 × 173 mm
- Kindle Paperwhite 2026 — 125 × 171 mm (estimated, untested)
- Kindle Colorsoft 2026 — 125 × 171 mm (estimated, untested)
Each version includes:
- 1 high-resolution PNG file
- 1 print-ready PDF file
- 300 DPI
Total: 5 PNG files + 5 PDF files, plus an information note explaining the provisional 2026 Kindle sizes.
✨ HOW TO USE
- Download your ZIP file after purchase.
- Extract the files and select the correct Kindle insert size.
- Print at 100% / actual size — do not select “fit to page”.
- Carefully cut around the edges of your design.
- Place your insert behind a clear Kindle case and enjoy your new look!
For the best results, print on good-quality paper or cardstock to give your Kindle a beautiful, professional finish.
❤️ IMPORTANT INFORMATION
- DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY — no physical products will be shipped.
- Kindle, clear case, books and photography props are not included.
- Please check your exact Kindle model and the listed insert measurements before purchasing.
- The 2026 Kindle sizes are provisional estimates and have not been physically fit-tested. They may require trimming depending on your clear case.
- Fit may vary depending on the clear case.
- Printed colours may vary slightly depending on your screen, printer and paper.
- For personal use only. Digital files may not be resold, shared or redistributed.
📚 A LITTLE NOTE FROM MARGINALLY UNHINGED
Because some of us prefer fictional people, dangerously charming book boyfriends and a reading list that never seems to end! ❤️📚☕
Whether you're obsessed with spicy romance, morally grey characters or simply believe that fictional people are better than real ones, this Kindle insert is made for you.
Thank you for supporting Marginally Unhinged!
