Broke Boys Ruin Christmas: Bae Got Me Bath & Body Works, So I Let His Daddy Blow My Back Out

Tasha

My man bought me a Bath & Body Works gift set for Christmas.

Warm Vanilla Sugar. Clearance bin energy.

So I did what any woman with self-respect and a wet spot would do.

I let his daddy eat me alive in the Walmart parking lot.

Then I let him do it again. And again.

Now I’m knocked up, engaged, and dodging judgment from the same people who can’t even make me come.

Say what you want.

I chose the man who knows what to do with his hands, his mouth, and my soul.

Amadayus

My son’s girl had no business being that fine.

She also had no business sucking my dick while wearing his hoodie.

But she did.

And I ain’t sorry.

I was supposed to be the responsible one.

But responsibility doesn’t taste like her.

Now she’s carrying my baby, wearing my ring, and making me believe in second chances wrapped in sin.

Call it wrong.

But she’s mine.

And I’d ruin a thousand Christmases to keep her.