Boston Pro-TEA-n Party Tumbler💪🏽 🇺🇸
History books don't want you to know this, but the real Boston Tea Party wasn't about tea.
It was about gains.
Featuring a crew of absolutely shredded Founding Fathers enjoying protein shakes, stocking up on creatine, and preparing for Revolutionary-era personal records, this tumbler celebrates the untold story of America's first fitness influencers.
Whether you're headed to the gym, the office, or a heated debate about who has the best deadlift form in the Continental Congress, this tumbler is ready for duty.
Features:
- Approx. 16 oz capacity
- Great for hot or cold beverages
- Unique wraparound design
- Perfect for gym lovers, history buffs, and anyone who enjoys confusing people from across the room
- Guaranteed to earn at least one "Wait... is that Benjamin Franklin drinking a protein shake?"
Because freedom isn't free.
And neither is premium whey.
Swole Since 1776.