A&G that Pair of Pliers Finding Utopia Living on Planet Zod
With Elon Musk gone on his road to the presidential campaign live on the yacht Universe Dancer Saturday breakfast was just A&G and Martha and Julie with the Long week of Easter Holidays in front of them they had all had busy schedules and were looking forward to weeks holidays and unwind the intense pressures of Business AL had a Good way of summing the peace
you know you are successful when You Pull the baby dummy out and they Don't Cry or Scream the house down Gaz looked at Him Yes old son You could sum up our lives like that Success with failure ride on many dummies pulls with our conglomerate Martha laughed with Julie thinking on their own H&S Media Empire with Dummies plopping in and out some of their employee's mouths.
Davey Eades with his Squidji blanket Crew was just finishing the new Skin Hull wrap-around on the inner side bulkhead walls of Dancer they all had their Easter weeks Bonus now it was all done and Completed the Aussie Lads loved the life with all the Female crew they felt so spoilt with the ladies kind attention in live music and dancing at night did not want to leave now it was down to A&G to fix up the new controls and Hope this would work. They had come up with the idea of the Vacumaltor bubble and when they initiated lift-off out of the water the Squidi blankets would wrap as a Bubble shield and repel any Forces against them,
Martha & Julie were quite proud of the Effort in the crew's safety. Their husbands Put hard work into doing this work themselves. Proof in the Pudding AL says is No crossing Fingers with this test their One Hundred Meter Yacht it was Sink or Swim all the Crew had requested to stay on board and Experience the forces of what was to happen they all signed a Safety waiver if this was their last day on Earth then so Be it we all Go together we work together and Die together the Gallywas the Safe Refuge had strap Down Bucket Seats as soon as the last Buckle was inserted it was safe to Trails the Bridge had six Safety Chairs and the Engine room had six all into a Computerised Safety system everyone must Comply be severed wait for the Test the First was To Hit the water from a half a mile High, all controls in Automatic everyone strapped in Gaz hit the Dive and Prayed they Hit the water and went Fully submerged underwater then Bounced back up to the Surface like a Bobbing Balloon then everyone quick as a Flash ran around looking for any signs of Leaks all Good Then it was Al's turn to get out into the Viper and at 3000 Feet send a Bazooka 60mm rocket Shell Direct at the Midship Hull the Auto controls fully armed in the Simulation tests turned the Dancer to Rollover 180 degrees but this was Live Round they were into the unknown this went better than expected the Shell was absorbed by the Squidji skin and never exploded just dropped harmlessly into the ocean this was it resounding success BBQ celebrations ‘Universe Dancer’ now had the First class Bubble wrap insurance this being Top secret only the Crew knew how close they came to Death that day and would not have had it any other way
Sworn to secrecy and a five Thousand Dollar Bonus Captain Christine Gave out the New Uniform Badge Each showing Bomb Blast and Underwater Trial They were all family trusted A&G with their lives nobody spoke about it just seeing the Badge was all that recognition was needed. A&G knew they could take The Yacht anywhere now, even outer space.
Tuesday at breakfast Gaz noticed the Ladies' Boredom after all the Sunday and Monday Excitement Gaz was no slouch when it came to the moods of the Ladies and Said do want us to drop you at the Beijing Fashion Show we have Four VIP tickets You can take Captain Christine and the Chief engineer AL and I going to the Easter Bonnet Parade at the Expats Club do you fancy a Look in he threw her and Julie the Magazines. We can Have Da Dong Duck after the show This news rattled the Cages Yes sounds interesting my Good Knight Martha looked at him with a smile he had stirred up her imagination of a new wardrobe do tell what's going on with the Easter bonnets Beijing Al said without looking up horse racing from Hong Kong Derby day at the expat's Sports Club reunion of expat Business guys free Sausages and Mash or all day Pizza was just a Thought China Fashions were starting to Take Off in the USA and This was Like an adrenaline rush to H&S who loved keeping up with their World wide Fashion industry. business and pleasure Yes good Idea and that lifted their spirits, AL did the Honors Driving Martha had the emergency call transmit and receive from the Milan incident Fashion shows were not healthy places so it was all Just in Case Gaz gazed at the Well dressed crowd waved as they Took Four VIP seats on the Catwalk and They were Gone to The Races few hours of boys being boys again
The Da Dong Duck Was its usual excellence and everybody said how wonderful the day H&S had made some very good contacts with new fashion designers with first-class appeal to their readers very happy as she Cuddled up to her Man-ok how much did you win or Lose Truth Gaz laughed not me sweety pie AL had a Good few Wins I don't Gamble you know me better than that It had been a good day all round,
On a faraway Planet, their friends XTAMOSPHEONS Aliens were meeting Face to Face with Sine Tacs on their Improvement from those Human Beings A&G and their encounter and getting to know little about them after the Hole Mishap XTAMOS was in Turmoil with mass Floods and it was only Building their Million seater City Craft would they survive, They were there to propose a New Venture and hope to Borrow a Sine Tacs Warp class universe Destroyer they needed Six to escort their city craft scout the new Planet they hoped to set up a New home They named it Grasgogs Three were with their Drone probe a Hidden gem but very Jumble mish-mash of Jungles in a Primitive state and they wanted to establish no Alien Life or Harmful Predators existed there, in fact, any life with water seas River Lakes but all Jungle Foliage they needed the Destroyers to make a Pathway to find out was their Harmful ants or Bugs waiting for the Sine Tacs could Lay foundation roadways faster than any other alien Race.
No Problem They signed a Treaty and gave Pilot roadways training and the Mother ship took Six into their Fleet hangar and went off. Grasgogs were No Birds of Paradise Planet under that surface were the Rampant Acidator Katraila Worms with no eyes and Two Chomping Rows of teeth in their crocodile-like long jaw just slither eat and acidise to shit but not each other just Copulate every contact the Planet was seething underground Teaming cesspit of horror with those no predator nothing else no insects just those Horrible worms they did not know what they ate could not see what they ate just chomp swallow and shit it out some were Eight feet thick and half mile long but most were Ten feet and Foot thick looked like any Garden worm with its mouth closed nobody would suspect but that Mouth and Teeth in those Long extendable jaws Frightened the ghosts to shit
The Blind worms had no fear in the Sea in the lake in the Rivers up the mountains they were in every inch of that Planet and Chopping them up did not work they just multiplied their Enzymes becoming a silent seething mass back chomping in Minutes
So when The First Destroyer was set Loose with the Laser beam carving clearings to ground level its way making a Map reference you could say the shit hit the Fan as Millions of worms were wiped out in the Cutting Lasers that set up a worm-like underground Tremor of a tsunami rumble in Fear and out come the Giants of the Species and just by sound swallows the Forward cutting Destroyer disintegrated and shit out the Pilot alive in their survival Capsule like a revere's suppository/
Their alarm system monitors Captured that action so war was now declared on the Grasgog Three Planet. You can talk about obliteration all Day long but Giant worms Swallowing those Destroyers was not a pretty sight seeing themselves being shit out through all the worms' inner process. Captured on the pilot birds eye view Camera this was No place to see inside of worms chomping body X rated, the Mother ship called up her Sister and a mass of transfers took place to leave just this one Mother doing her thing was like the Wherring of a Thunderous Grasscutter blades but with laser temperature frying arsehole worms in a Radius of a Mile range Nothing could stop this it was Nasty shit Worms had no chance those Lasers Penetrated Down to a Mile deep and Upwards to a Mile in every direction and it was just set to automatic Sweep out clean out as Nine other Mother ships Joined in when the Tour of duty was complete Grasgogs was like Mars a Desert not a sign of any worm anywhere orifice is inspected with drones
Then it was Plant their vegetation with Trees and They Move in
Bubble Citys everywhere Lesson learned don't fuck with
Those XTAMOSPHEONS Aliens
They came and apologized to The Sine Tacs showing them The actions of how the Destroyers were Lost but their Pilots Survived to shit out in those bubble Capsules and gave their HQ the same accountability now for some unknown reason was the USB recording waiting on James' Desk for Download when he had not shown up his Double act Louise Anglin took it upon herself to think whatever it was to File it away until James gets back there were no instructions. In screaming and wetting her pants in the Sheer Technical Horror in Full Colour of the Alien's Capabilities she was Sick vomit everywhere and James Ran in with Ken Behind Brooksee was out
They witness again the Horror and James scours his Sine-tacs file and there it is we lost six destroyers this is the retaliation By XTAMOSPHEONS Aliens You friends Sine Tacs,
Shit if the World see this God Knows what Happens but the Promise of never Hiding away from the Truth Is what this was it and the Trust Sine-Tacs had for Friends
He told his Father Your presence is needed Urgent just You and Uncle AL URGENT DAD URGENT
Must dash something urgent best you stay my Poppet Office duties Calls