Your Cat Needs a Job
Your Cat Needs a Job
10 Surprisingly Sensible Ways Your Cat Could Make You Money
by Matthew Newnham
Your cat sleeps all day, contributes nothing towards the mortgage and still expects dinner on demand.
It’s time they pulled their weight.
Your Cat Needs a Job is a funny, practical and surprisingly sensible guide to turning your cat’s charm, personality and general internet superiority into potential income.
Behind the humour are 10 genuine ideas you can actually explore, from building a social media following and creating content to merchandise, affiliate links, brand work, digital products and more.
Inside, you’ll discover how to:
- Turn your cat’s personality into engaging content
- Build a simple social media presence
- Create photographs and content people may actually pay for
- Put your cat on mugs, prints and other products without filling your spare room with stock
- Explore affiliate marketing and brand collaborations
- Create digital products that can be sold more than once
- Find realistic ways to test an idea without spending a fortune
- Combine several small income streams into something more substantial
- Avoid some of the scams, hype and unrealistic promises along the way
Each idea includes a straightforward “Will This Actually Make Money?” section covering difficulty, cost, time required, a realistic first goal and what needs to go right.
This isn’t a promise that your cat will make you rich.
It’s about looking at something you already have — an entertaining, photogenic or downright peculiar cat — and asking:
Could I actually do something with this?
Packed with humour, practical suggestions and full-page cat photography, Your Cat Needs a Job is for cat lovers, side-hustle experimenters, would-be creators and anyone who has ever looked at their sleeping cat and thought:
You really should be contributing something.
Digital ebook | PDF format | Instant download
No cats were forced to attend a job interview in the making of this book.