A&G That Pair of Pliers off To Rescue Wales

THE LAND OF MY FATHERS SINGS MANY A GOOD SONG BUT MOST OF ALL THE SONG OF THE CALL OF I LOVE YOU.

MY GOOD FRIENDS WHO VISIT WALES WELCOME  BUT  PLEASE DO REMEMBER TO SHUT THE BLOODY GATES.


I dedicate To My Sister Susan and Her Husband Derrick  

Two of Life Lights in Dark Places I Thank God for knowing you.


With The Decline Of The Welsh Economy and The Worry of Closing the Cardiff International Airport
Apathy in Wales was set in Politician the Target of Ridicule a Drug-Fueled  Logistics Night Mare
Wales Budget struggled to Keep The Buses Going Up to Treochy the Senedd took Hits of Pay Rises and People throwing Fits outside the Security Bill was Through the Roof  when Mr Drayfox Had  Enough and Asked for A&G to Cast those Clever Heads of the Troubled Welsh Land of Gaz Fathers Could They see a Way out or a Chink of Light too the Curry Shop,
They took their Flying warp speedster full auto Control Viper XXL Ranger a Three Seater with the luxury of a  Ferrari of the Skyways laid back around leather Bucket seats, and felt the rush,

Landed at the Senedd front door the security Guard having a fit  he was Gobsmacked and watched it land out of nowhere, 

Then seeing Al and Gaz in Shorts and T-Shirt guessed Tourists AL said fuck me it's Cold Gaz when Mr Drayfox came to collect them as the security safe Zone would not let that Tourist anywhere near the Senedd Chambers he did shake their hands and looked a little worried as to their attire and led them into the Full House Chamber of debate and introduced A&G to the audience of elected delegates who looked at our pair of pliers couldn't blame them for starting to titter and laughed a little louder then downright sniggering what a Pair of Plonkers 

T-shirts Shorts Sandals went not unnoticed by AL or Gaz they both sat near the Speaker lectern box and listened to Mr Drayfox's Proposal much the same as what was discussed and played back by all of his political team who had voted Aye to no avail needed a Full House Majority win  then the Q&A started Gaz said AL give it your best Scouse 

They started to laugh out loud then smile or snigger at Al with his broad Birkenhead Liverpool accent standing there in his Shorts and I survived a black TQ shirt with Dancing ladies and Flip flops, 

The main antagonist Blond Bombshell Terrace Spinone of Treorchy owner of No Melt Ice Cream Factory was very negative damming their Idea of Green Energy to open up those old Coal Mines was a dangerous procedure and Gas could escape and Might destroy the surrounding Environment putting people's lives at Risk she suggested a Two-year study to get a better picture of their proposals, of course, Al let her have her say smile said it all Gaz could feel the wind of change in his standing up Hairs on his arms all the time it was might and maybe and could those Three Words defined the unknown Soldier Einstein Scouser, 


Al was Straight into the Fray not here to waste People's time do any of You have 100 Billion Pounds to spend on Pollution Protection Privacy for the Public good he looked into Everyone's Eyes as did Big Gaz we sold up most of our own Development Energy Assets in the North Sea those Panda Power Producers are a Success do you all not agree there was Silence. So why do you think we would try to do anything that would endanger Welsh people's lives in our Proposals? It's to all of our benefits. We make success pride and Wales's future at the mercy of our combined efforts both my Partner Gaz and I are not in a Game of maybe it could or might work we have relied on what we know as Facts and that Ladies and Gentlemen is TRUST, not luck not might be or could be but our knowledge of safety in working Practices with first-hand knowledge of shitting our pants sitting in the dark with Force Ten gale blowing up our arse. he was Good Al Gaz thought my bloody scouse hero never backed down from any Conker fight