Today’s Special Art Prints (Digital Download)

Plate, provenance unknown.

He regards you over the cleaver with the patience of someone who has already decided. The Blackwood ledger keeps the title and the onions, and says nothing of the kitchen, the guests, or why the rat is the only one looking at you.

A goblin chef in a tall white toque, painted in the manner of an old oil study: candlelit, green-shadowed and quietly menacing. It suits a kitchen with a sense of humor, a dark academia gallery wall, or anyone who likes their art to look back at them.

This is a digital product you can print yourself. Frames and prints are not included.

What you get

• 6 high-resolution print files (sRGB JPG, 300 DPI), one for each standard frame shape:
• 2:3 for 4×6 up to 24×36 in
• 3:4 for 6×8 up to 18×24 in
• 4:5 for 8×10 and 16×20 in
• 5:7 for 5×7 and 10×14 in
• 11×14 in
• ISO for A5 to A2
• A print guide PDF showing which file fits which frame
• Instant download. Nothing is shipped.

What this is

An original digital artwork created with AI image tools and finished by Jim Blackwood Archives. The “archive” is a story. This is not a historical painting, and no physical original exists.