Official Emergency Contact Application

Before listing someone as your emergency contact, shouldn’t you confirm that they actually answer their phone?

The Official Emergency Contact Application helps you determine whether your chosen person can handle a crisis—or whether they’ll watch your call ring and text “What?” five minutes later.

This funny printable application investigates the important qualifications, including availability, transportation, crisis behavior, confidentiality, snack preparedness, and their ability to help without immediately alerting the entire family.

Perfect for:

• Best friends

• Partners and spouses

• Adult siblings

• College students

• New roommates

• Anyone updating their emergency information

• The person who claims you can “call them anytime”

You’ll receive one printable PDF instantly after purchase.

This is the shorter, general Emergency Contact edition. Looking for the full family-chaos interrogation? See our Family Emergency Contact Application too.

This is a humorous novelty product and not a substitute for actual emergency planning, medical advice, or legal documentation.

Digital product only. No physical item will be mailed.