Sh!t Happens!: Disasters, Screwups & Bad Choices

Everyone’s got a crappy story… these are mine.

For as long as I can remember, life has had a way of blowing up in the worst possible places — bathrooms, road trips, classrooms, you name it. Some people worry about bills or bad bosses. I’ve spent my life worrying about where the nearest toilet was.

Sh!t Happens! is a painfully funny collection of true disasters, screwups, and bad choices that I somehow survived (barely). From childhood humiliations to grown-up catastrophes, every story proves one thing: when life goes wrong, it usually goes hilariously wrong.

This isn’t polished, polite, or pretty. It’s raw. It’s embarrassing. It’s relatable. And it might just make you feel better about your own mess.

If you’ve ever had one of those days where your body betrays you… welcome to the club. Grab a seat, hold your nose, and get ready to laugh.

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