all's fair in love and war

disclaimer: due to the intense, baneful nature of this work, you will be required to give details of your situation. moreover, if there appear to be inconsistencies with the details provided, this service will be refused.

are you tired of being treated like shit? well, we have the solution. with this spell, not only will the person mistreating you be removed from your life for good, but the universe is going to beat them the way their mother should have.

however, as stated earlier, due to the nature of the work, you will have to provide details of the situation in order to be serviced. maltreatment thrives in silence, and we can't help you if you don't tell us what the issue is. that condition is put in place so that all baneful work can comply with the ethics of the business, as stated on our website.