Two Weeks at Gay Banana Hot Springs
When Margaret “Ret” Butler’s father gives her the Gay Banana Hot Springs Resort and Spa, the last thing she expects Daddy to do is try to run her out of business. But Daddy has his reasons, and Ret’s mother is busy.
There’s no doubt in anyone’s mind that the wealthy Butler family is dysfunctional—and they like it that way! When an old flame of Ret’s checks into the Gay Banana, the banana palms are flowering, the champagne is flowing and the sparks are flying. Oh and the mortgage is overdue, it’s 120 degrees in the sun and the shade, and the bank, which Daddy owns, is making those most unpleasant “foreclosure” sounds.
Ret’s mother, though, has other ideas because Ret’s father has a big, fat secret. And what does Ret's seemingly clueless mother know? Ret would have known the answers to these questions sooner, but she is pre-occupied with trying to pay the mortgage on her resort. Armed with more motivation than insight, Ret has grand larceny on her mind, pink mischief on her lips and a chance to get up close and personal with the ever-lovely Wilhelmina White, aka "Billie."
Ret is not about to let some old geezer with too much money ruin her grand plans for the Gay Banana--even if he is her father. Will Ret save the Gay Banana? Will she save her sanity? Will she get the girl? Not if Daddy can help it! Will Daddy win this battle? Not if Mother can help it!
This will end well, right? What could go wrong?