Jesus & Krishna: Holy Roasts

Jesus & Krishna: Holy Roasts

Divine satire for the spiritually exhausted.

Heaven’s funniest double-act is back at the mic. Jesus & Krishna: Holy Roasts is a rapid-fire collection of celestial scenes where two deities sip, side-eye, and obliterate beige spirituality—so you don’t have to.

Read this if you’re:

Tired of paywalled enlightenment, purity tests for emotions, and gurus who exorcise questions instead of answering them.

CAUTION: Not for fragile egos.

MAY CAUSE: snort-laughing, boundary upgrades, and sudden cravings to ask for the refund policy in writing.

Format: PDF · Instant download

Best paired with: a side-eye, a highlighter, and friends who don’t weaponize “vibes.”