Murder At The Class Reunion Script and License 1 performance

Murder At The Class Reunion Description and Characters

The class of 1998 at Saint Sebastian’s High School On -The -Delaware, had never had a class reunion. When one was finally announced, everyone was excited. Anybody who was anybody planned on attending: The football hero, the class president, the head cheerleader....but when a few of the high school “nobodies” also showed up, things became tense. Suddenly someone was very dead. But why? And who was responsible? It’s sure to be an evening of mystery, mayhem, and murder.

Characters:

Stanley Kissbutter: Class president. Editor of the yearbook. Band president. He knows how to shmooze. He is a successful insurance salesman. Married to Joyce.

Joyce Fridgidaire Kissbutter- Valedictorian. Literary magazine. National Honors Society. Community college teacher. Alumni chairwoman. Bored. She may have a drinking problem.

Mike Machissmo- Captain of the football team. Scholarship man. Quit school after eligibility. Lots of failed schemes. Temporarily working at the Big Depot.

Sheila Snatchett- Class flirt. Very successful real estate agent. Provides highly personalized attention to her clients.

Sister Gilmer Anastasia- Beloved English teacher at Saint Sebastian-On-The-Delaware High School. Has been experiencing mental episodes in recent years. Without warning she suddenly slips into the persona of former White House intern, Monica Lewinsky and then, just as abruptly, returns to dear old Sister Gilmer.

Tony Cosomono: Beneath the radar in high school. Quiet, shy. Was in the cooking club. Now, a multi-millionaire with a global cappuccino franchise. Speaks with a stammer.

Meredith Leathernest- Tony’s date. She didn’t attend Saint Sebastian-On-The-Delaware. Clearly, she possesses a dominating personality.

Sissy Sweetspirit Rester- Once a cheerleader, always a cheerleader (not that there’s anything wrong with that.) She’s still very enthusiastic about almost anything that’s inconsequential. Teaches health and physical education at Saint Sebastian-On-The-Delaware.

Randy Rester- Married to Sissy. Her opposite. Bad-ass in high school. Now, no enthusiasm about anything at all. Sells meat out of his car.

Steven Sprocket- Flamboyant proprietor of the Curtainsville Inn, site of the reunion. Was the star of the Saint Sebastian-On-The-Delaware wrestling team. Now idolizes and emulates Emeril Lagasse.

Conchita Bonita- Her real name is Marlena Weisman. As a child she rejected her Jewish heritage, and concocted an ethnic name and background. She was always on the outs in high school...never traveled with the in-crowd. She fashioned herself after Anita (Rita Moreno) in West Side Story. She still breaks out in the West Side score quite regularly. She is a highly decorated homicide detective.

Host - A jovial connection between the audience and the show. The host may also portray various minor characters along the way.