100 Tested Shorts Hooks — The Real Hook Ledger from 6 Faceless YouTube Channels
100 actual video titles from 6 faceless YouTube channels I run - cooking, AI music, off-grid living, money-saving, kids' stories, and declassified-history shorts - each with its real view count, views-per-day, and publish date, plus the pattern each title belongs to.
What's inside (11-page PDF):- 90 of the best-velocity hooks across the 6 channels - the exact titles that ran, with the real numbers (including the salmon short that did 5,032 views and the Halloween wave that pulled 200-421 views/day on a small channel)- 10 hooks that flopped - kept in on purpose, each with the lesson the data taught (e.g. a 65-minute promise on an 11-second short; near-duplicate titles cannibalizing each other; "Day N" kids' titles at zero views)- The 6 title formulas distilled, and 5 rules drawn straight from the data - like "clone the formula, vary the question" (the direct propane clone did 14.8 views/day against firewood's 124)
What this is NOT:- Not a "proven viral formula" pack. These channels are weeks old; the numbers are early signal, not verdicts - I say so in the PDF.- No income claims, no testimonials, no "I made $X with this." I've made $0 from this data so far and I'm not going to pretend otherwise.- Views are not revenue and past velocity is not a promise of future results.
If you run faceless channels (or want to start), this is the unedited ledger - winners and losers side by side - so you can steal the patterns instead of guessing.
Pay what you want, $1 minimum. PDF, 11 pages.