Funny Birthday Card - Birthday Calories Don't Count - Sarcastic Printable Card - Instant Download

Calories Don't Count... Go ahead and eat the cake!

Meet Pippoof, your slightly unimpressed professional birthday enabler.

This funny printable birthday card is perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their birthday wishes.

YOU'LL RECEIVE:

• High-quality PDF file
• Designed to print, fold, and give
• Print on US Letter size (8.5" x 11") paper
• 2-page PDF with outside and inside design
• Instant digital download
• Print at home or at your favourite print shop

HOW IT WORKS:

Download the PDF after purchase, print it on US Letter paper or cardstock, then fold it in half to create your card.

PLEASE NOTE:

This is a digital product only. No physical card will be mailed.

Colours may vary slightly depending on your monitor, print, paper and printer settings.

For personal use only. Please do not resell, redistribute, share, or reproduce the digital file for commercial purposes.

Designed by Just a little card co.

This design was created with the assistance of AI-generated artwork and then arranged and designed into the finished card.

©2026 Just a little card co.

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