Sarcastic & Badass Affirmations | 96 Printable Affirmation Cards

Self-respect with a sense of humor. Meet 96 bold affirmation cards for the days when your boundaries need backup and your inner voice could use a little attitude. Detailed skeleton illustrations, big readable words and a shared teal, fuchsia and gold palette make every card a small statement piece.

Use one on your desk, tuck a reminder into your journal, or give a printed card to a friend who appreciates a sharp line and strong standards.

DIGITAL DOWNLOAD - NO PHYSICAL ITEM

WHAT YOU RECEIVE - ETSY JPEG EDITION

- 96 individual JPEG images, 1024 x 1536 pixels each.

- 3 print PDFs containing separate A4 and US Letter page ranges.

- Regular cards: 3 x 4.5 inches, 4 per page; two 48-card PDF parts.

- Compact cards: 2 x 3 inches, 9 per page; all 96 cards in one PDF.

- A 3-page printing and use guide and 8-page numbered affirmation index.

- Personal-use terms and clear download instructions.

- 5 independently opening ZIP files. Download ALL FIVE for the complete set.

PRINT ONLY THE RANGE MATCHING YOUR PAPER

In EACH regular PDF: pages 1-12 are A4; pages 13-24 are US Letter. For all 96 regular cards, print the matching range from BOTH regular PDFs.

In the compact PDF: pages 1-11 are A4; pages 12-22 are US Letter. Choose one range only.

Print single-sided at 100% / Actual Size. Crop marks and small card numbers sit outside the trim area. Test one page first. Print PDFs embed artwork at 300 ppi. JPEG is a lossy format; original pixel dimensions are retained. PNG files are not included in this Etsy edition.

MAKE IT A TWO-MINUTE RESET

Choose a line that fits today. Read it slowly. Ask what one kind, clear action would put it into practice. Keep it nearby or stay with one card for a week.

PLEASE NOTE

English language. Personal use and physical personal gifts only. No digital redistribution, resale, sale of printed cards or commercial merchandise use. Editable templates and card backs are not included. Gold is printed color, not foil. Colors vary by screen, printer and paper. Physical test printing has not been performed.

Artwork was created with AI assistance, then selected, organized and checked for this edition. These cards offer humorous encouragement and reflection prompts, without promising outcomes.