Lauren's Barbarian

A LUSH, TROPICAL ISLAND ON AN ICY PLANET MAKES NO SENSE. THEN AGAIN, NOT MUCH MAKES SENSE ANYMORE AFTER WAKING UP AND FINDING MYSELF NOT IN BED BUT ON A STRANGE WORLD POPULATED BY ALIENS. SINCE THAT MOMENT, I’VE LEARNED THAT NOTHING IS NORMAL ANYMORE AND I’VE GOT TO ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES. I CAN HANDLE THIS, THOUGH. I’M STRONG AND CAPABLE. SO… WASHED UP ON A TROPICAL ISLAND? GOT IT HANDLED.