Welcome to The Cumbrian Nasty White Kitty Parlour.

I’m GospatricsLass — your favourite Cumbrian Hearth Witch, and this is my signature deep‑dive reading.

This 40‑minute live Zoom session is for when you need clarity, direction, and the full Cumbrian hearth‑magic experience.

Perfect for:

• Complicated love or situationships

• Third‑party energy

• “What are they thinking?”

• Career crossroads

• Life path guidance

• Multi‑question readings

• Energetic blocks & solutions

You’ll receive:

• A 40‑minute live session

• Multiple spreads

• Cumbrian folklore intuition

• White‑kitty familiar guidance

• Clear answers + next steps

• Same‑day availability

After purchase:

After purchase: Email me at gospatricslass@gmail.com with your order number and your availability. I'll reply with your confirmed appointment time and your private Zoom link.

Step deeper into the hearth‑magic and get the clarity you’ve been craving.