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Advent Calendar for Depravity and Denial

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Advent Calendar For Depravity and Denial 2025

24 days of festive filth.


  1. Lock up on 1st December.  
  2. Every day you get two disgusting tasks – pick one, prove it on X or watch the penalties stack.
  3. Skip even once and the extensions snowball: +1, +2, +3, +4… you’ll be begging for a welded belt by Christmas
  4. Complete all 24 - unlock on Christmas Day for a well-earned release.


Public piss drinking, spit-jar cocktails, tongue-cleaned trainers, tributes, body-writing, and strangers voting to keep you denied forever.


Buy now, lock tighter, and spend December on your knees swallowing filth while the world laughs.


The only gift you deserve is permanent steel.

You will get a PDF (10MB) file