Ragebait Him — The Deck (120 Cards)

A card game you play on him. He never sees the deck.

120 questions across six escalating levels, built as a sequence. Mild, then odd, then genuinely unanswerable, delivered flat over an evening while he slowly works out that something is happening.

The order is the product. Anyone can find one funny question. Nobody has the escalation.

Three files, one download

Phone deck — 121 screens, one question each, sized for your phone. Open it, swipe, say it flat. No printer, no setup, nothing to buy.

Print-at-home cards — 14 sheets, nine cards each, with cut lines and printed backs. A4 and US Letter both included so it prints correctly wherever you are.

Rules of engagement and filming notes — how to escalate, when to stop, and the four-second pause that makes the clip.

The six levels

01 · WARM-UP (001–020) — He doesn't know it's started yet

02 · SIMMER (021–045) — The first defensive laugh

03 · BOILING (046–070) — He starts a sentence with "okay, so"

04 · NUCLEAR (071–090) — No correct answer exists

05 · PARADOX (091–110) — Philosophy, but hostile

06 · CHAOS (111–120) — The two-part trap

A sample from each end

"What colour are my eyes? Don't look at me."

"Would you rather have never met me, or cheat on me right now? Pick one."

There are rules, and they come first in the download

It's a joke, not an interrogation. The second he stops finding it funny, you stop. Every card is written to be annoying, not wounding. One level at a time, because the comedy is in the escalation. And if you want to post the clip, he sees it before the internet does.

Instant download. 7-day refund.

Didn't get a single laugh out of him? Reply to your receipt within seven days and we'll refund you.

For entertainment only. Not therapy, not relationship advice, not a compatibility test. Use it on someone who is in on the joke.