Little Book of Insults

A collection of utterly ridiculous, savage, and meticulously crafted insults for (nearly) every occasion.

This isn't a self-help book. It won't improve your relationships, your mindset, or your karma.

Inside, you'll find:

• Insults for people who ruined a perfectly good day.
• Insults for people who think they're the main character.
• Insults dry enough to deliver with a straight face.
• A closing letter that will make you feel seen, targeted, and a little attacked.

No affirmations. No life lessons.

Read it cover to cover or keep it nearby for emergencies. You'll know when you need it.