Choices. Choices. Choices.

Choices, Choices, Choices – A Choose Your Own Adventure Book

Welcome to the book where you make the decisions… and then deeply regret them.

This isn’t your average choose-your-own-adventure. Here, you’ll be tossed into absurd, unpredictable chaos that ranges from hilarious to horrifying faster than you can say “Wait, what just happened?” One choice might lead you to a heroic battle. Another might get you turned into soup. Or vaporized by aliens. Or betrayed by your pet rock. (Yes, that’s a thing.)

You’ll explore multiple paths — each packed with twists, dark humor, heartwarming surprises, and moments so shocking you’ll wonder if the author even had a plan (spoiler: he did).

It’s a book that laughs with you, messes with you, and just might change how you think about storytelling.

Think you're ready? Then open the book. Make your first choice...