Yikes, I Ate My Teacher!

Third grader Eloisa Mae—nicknamed Beam—has a curious habit of getting into unusual trouble. But nothing tops the day one enormous yawn leads to the unthinkable… she accidentally swallows her teacher! Now stuck together, Beam and the very proper Mrs. Binklemeyer must figure out how to separate before things get even weirder. As panic, publicity, and plenty of chaos follow, Beam wonders: will life ever return to normal? In this playful, offbeat tale, anything can happen—and usually does.