
Affirmations That Don’t Suck
Motivation that doesn’t make you roll your eyes. These 10 printable affirmations were made for adults who are spiraling, trying, procrastinating, and occasionally crushing it. No toxic positivity. No sparkle fonts. Just real encouragement for real chaos.
🖤 Use them as daily reminders, stick them on your mirror, or screenshot them for emergencies.
You don’t need to vibe higher—you just need a PDF that gets you.
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🧠 Executive dysfunction-approved