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Today is a kind of special day

Fifty five years ago, just after midnight

A 19 year old kid gave birth to…

Me.

There were no major celebrations, as far as I know.

My 21 year old father was there

I think

I don’t remember much about that night

Some guy smacked me on the ass

And I screamed at him

Some nurses all gathered round

To gaze in wild wonder at the joy they had found

Or maybe that was just a song my mom played for me a couple of times

Either way, after a few more trips around the sun

We ended up here

You and me

And if you like odds, man did we break some,

Your daddy’s little seed beat out a billion others to find your momma’s little egg

To make YOU

And mine did too

To make ME

and here we are, finding each other on this floating rock with a bubble around it

How can you tell me you don’t believe in magic?

But we survived and made it and here we are

So let’s do a little celebrating together

Here’s some weekend reading for you:

RITES OF PASSAGE – a JAKE BURBANK mystery (prequel to A Pint of Problems)

AND

SINGLEWIDE – a southern noir thriller (Jo shows up in IN THE DARK, and will be in a few futures)

PLUS

ILL INTENT – So as the story goes, I put up the wrong version of RED TIDE RETIRED for free on Bookfunnel.

I know, how on the third rock from the sun can the miracle that was me make a mistake?!? Well, what had happened was, I decided to move fast and break shit. Turns out, moving fast means making errors, some times. But don’t worry, someone brought it to my attention (thank you!) and so You can add this version of Red Tide Retired (the double checked real one) to your TBR pile AND get the next book in the series for FREE; ILL INTENT

That’s a lot of birthday giving.

PLUS, if you are so inclined, you can click a video AT THE TOP or BELOW and listen to a FREE AUDIOBOOK.

If you want to share some joy with me and BUY THAT MAN A BEER or PIECE OF PIE for his birthday, well, here you go:

VENMO

PAYPAL

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