Afrika Exposed. Decoded. Delivered: Breakaways, Behaviours & Borders + Bull$#!+

AFRIKA: EXPOSED. DECODED. DELIVERED.

The Truth Behind the Repatriation Dream

Ebook 1: Breakaways, Behaviours, Borders + Bull$#!+

You gonna mos def learn today…

Welcome to the warm-up punch of the most honest, hilarious, and eye-opening repatriation series you’ll ever read on my roadtrip 🚗😳🔥💨 to The Gambia 🇬🇲 from that UK 🇬🇧 which opened up my eyes to some very interesting…erm….....yeah… 😅

This is not a travel guide.

This is not a “come to Africa and find yourself” brochure.

This is a belly-bowl of soup — a rich mix of comedy, facts, lived experience, geopolitics, and straight-up revelation, served hot with a side of truth you were never supposed to taste.

I had a BELLY LAUGH of a time writing this 😂🤣😂🤣 ...a very enjoyable read if you dear to read my experiences 👀😁

In Ebook 1, the illusions get gently—but firmly—slapped off the table:

Airports acting like Oscars red carpets

Streets exposing national psychology

Police checks turning into roadside subscription services

Borders negotiating fees like it’s Black Friday

Economies claiming success while infrastructure whispers, “Are you sure?”

It’s an adventure,

a social critique,

a humorous report,

and a reality check,

all stirred together with a hint of seriousness that reminds you:

Repatriation is not a holiday. It’s a revelation.

This first instalment prepares your mind for what the postcards and travel vlogs don’t tell you. It’s witty, intelligent, respectful, unapologetic, and necessary for anyone curious about Africa, repatriation, identity, or the real dynamics behind borders and bureaucracy.

If you enjoy laughing while learning…

If you love truth dressed in comedy…

If you want insight without judgement…

If you want stories that make you rethink everything…

Ebook 1 is your entry ticket.

Ebook 2 goes deeper.

Ebook 3 tells the full truth.

But first —

start here.

Get ready.

Laugh, reflect, and see the continent with clarity 😊