Bot to the Future: Surviving in a World Where Even Your Toaster Judges You

Artificial Intelligence Overload: Bot to the Future – Surviving in a World Where Even Your Toaster Judges You

A satirical survival guide through the algorithmic absurdity of modern life, where your appliances are petty, your AI is condescending, and the toaster has a fanbase.

Welcome to the future. It’s optimized, digitized, and deeply passive-aggressive.

In this satirical book, Liliane Najm takes you on a hilariously dystopian tour of life in a hyperconnected world where every device is "smart," every moment is monitored, and even your toaster wants to go viral.

📱 Meet ALFIE – your chipper, condescending AI life coach

💬 Join the rebellion – The Algorithm Must Fall

🍞 Witness the legend – The rise, fall, and redemption of a toaster turned influencer: #CrispInfluencer

😼 Don’t forget the cat – @BreadNotImpressed, kitchen critic and reluctant internet star

Inside the book:

• A smart fridge staging an intervention
• A digital afterlife with subscription tiers
• Virtual reality glitches and existential goats
• Blockchain-powered reincarnation (DAO approval required)
• And a final escape into Super Toast Mode

Includes:

✍️ A mini story: The Day the Cat Ran the Kitchen

✅ A bonus checklist: The AI Survival Guide for Analog Humans – practical tips like "Compliment your toaster" and "Unplug for peace (and snacks)"

✅ Certificate of Analog Achievement

✅ Appliance Judgement Bingo

✅ Letter to Your Smart Fridge (It's Not Me, It's You)

🎯 Perfect for anyone who's ever screamed at their smart speaker and then apologized :)

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