Marry Me, I've Done Therapy

Marry Me, I've Done Therapy is an illustrated, easy-to-read memoir of my past love interests.

I start by giving my thoughts on what I believe is the foundation of a godly romantic relationship (Pete, Why Are You Single?) before sharing lived experiences with past romantic interests (names have been changed, obviously).

Some highlights include:

Ruguru, an attractive, intelligent, driven, adventurous, and kept the drama at a minimum. Yet somehow, the thought of asking her out never crossed my mind (Ruguru: Love Is A Choice);

Aketch, a Daughter of Zion so fly you just wanted to stop what you were doing to congratulate her (Aketch: Heartbreak Tented Camp);

Hermona: a look-twice gorgeous Ethiopian princess with a soft spot for Kenya (Hermona: From Addis With Love);

Loice: my first ever date whose conversation showcased her depth of character, and her laughter erupted into a loud cackle, revealing a gummy smile capped with a Kanda Bongo Man tooth gap (Help Me Find Loice);

Mukami: a triathlete with a soft spot for the environment whose features landed her on the cover of a popular early 2000s High School magazine (Mukami: Ain't No Mountain High Enough)

Nyasuguta: a whirlwind romance that began when I slid into her DMs and whose forceful gentleness, heart of gold and the

most winning smile conceivable was unmatched (Nyasuguta: Like, Comment, Heartbreak!) and many more.

eBook's Features

🎨 Stunning artwork

🔗 Links to relevant places and events

📖 Length - 99 pages

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