The Rise of the Mises

An epic tale of mice, mischief, and madness… with a side of laser-shooting pumpkins.

On an ordinary day in a peaceful field, one gray mouse smells cheese… and ends up launching a full-scale uprising that will change the course of cat and dog history forever.

When a mysterious pumpkin grants him unimaginable power—including the ability to fly and fire laser beams from its glowing eyes—our humble mouse suddenly becomes the most powerful rodent the world has ever known. What begins as a simple snack becomes an all-out war between mice, cats, dogs, and one confused raccoon who just wanted to find food.

Packed with hilarious twists, unexpected turns, fart-powered plot advancement, and a battle cry that might just revive Narnia sales, Rise of the Mises is a one-of-a-kind adventure that blends absurdity, heart, and high-octane vegetable warfare.

Beneath the chaos lies something rare: a story that’s laugh-out-loud funny, deeply imaginative, and secretly heartfelt. This book isn’t just a comedy—it’s a celebration of storytelling, legacy, and the joy of dreaming big… even if you're small.

Whether you're young, young at heart, or a grown-up who still believes that mice in flying pumpkins might just be our future, Rise of the Mises will have you laughing, tearing up, and yelling “For Narnia!” long after the last page.