🔥THE BLACK FRIDAY MEGA BUNDLE🔥

Every. Bloody. Thing. You Need To Shut Up Your Inner Bitch + Transform Your Life

Worth £129 — Yours for £27

If your Inner Bitch has been running the show lately - spiralling, procrastinating, catastrophising, overthinking, second-guessing, self-sabotaging, or generally being a mouthy little mofo - this bundle is your reset button.

This is your entire self-belief, self-worth, get-sh*t-done, calm-your-brain, glow-up toolkit… all in one place.

No kerfaffle. No airy-fairy nonsense. Just neuroscience-backed tools, real-world mindset shifts, sweary giggles, and a whole lot of ‘you’ve bloody GOT this’.

⭐ WHAT YOU GET

Basically, the digital equivalent of flinging open a glittery treasure chest and going: ‘Look how much bloody magic you’re getting for pennies!’

💗 The D.I.T.C.H. & Bloom Mind Reset Toolkit (£27)

Your shortcut to shutting up your Inner Bitch, rebuilding your self-belief, and actually feeling like yourself again.

Workbooks, affirmations, visualisation, trackers, guided journal… the whole shebang.

💖 The ‘I AM Good Enough’ Workbook (£27)

A 12-chapter self-worth makeover.

Real psychology, banter, inner-bestie energy, and tools that retrain your brain to stop self-sabotaging and finally value the hell out of yourself.

💖 Supercharge Your Success Toolkit (£27)

Your ‘get-sh*t-done’ bundle.

Kick procrastination in the crotch, silence perfectionism, and finally finish the things you’ve been putting off for 87 years.

💖 The Adulting 101 Challenge (£27)

Thirty days to stop spiralling and start feeling like an actual capable human again - without the overwhelm.

Easy steps. Big relief. Smug glow incoming.

💖 Fight Your Fear of Failure Workbook (£7)

Turn fear into fuel, shut down that inner dementor of doom, and actually take action.

💖 F*ck Me, It’s Only Sweary Colouring (£7)

Mindfulness with a middle finger.

Stress relief, giggles, and cheeky affirmations.

💖 Dopamine Hits Workbook (£7)

Ten guilt-free dopamine boosts for when life feels meh.

⭐ WHO THIS IS FOR

YOU! 'Cos:

• spiralling
• overthinking
• self-sabotaging
• replaying old crap
• feeling ‘not good enough’
• waiting to feel ‘ready’

are soooo yesterday, and you want mindset tools that you actually want to do... and that WORK!

⭐ WHY IT WORKS

Because it blends brain science, humour, visualisation, habit-shifting, deep reframes, practical action steps and everyday emotional support - all wrapped in warmth, real talk, and just the right amount of sass.

It rewires your thoughts.

It shifts your energy.

It makes you believe again.

And it turns ‘I’ll start tomorrow’ into ‘I’ve GOT this’.

⭐ INSTANT DOWNLOAD • PRINTABLE • LIFETIME ACCESS

You get EVERYTHING.

Every workbook, journal, tracker, prompt, visualisation, colouring page, challenge, dopamine hit, mindset tool, and pep talk.

*WARNING: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE LASTING TRANSFORMATION, INCREASED CONFIDENCE, POSITIVE ENERGY AND EVERYONE ASKING WHAT'S DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.

For £27.

Not a typo.

**Babe… you’ve spent more money on this on a few cocktails and all you got to show for it was some embarrassing selfies and a minging hangover.**

Sooo, what ya waitin' for?