Late Bloomer Survival Kit

Because some of us didn’t “find ourselves”—we tripped, fell, and made a spreadsheet.

If you’re finally figuring it out (or faking it better than ever), this kit is for you.

You’re not behind. You’re not a failure.

You’re just blooming on your own damn schedule—and it’s about time someone made a survival guide for that.

Inside you’ll find:

✅ Encouragement without condescension

✅ Real tools for getting life together, even if you’re 29, 42, or 56

✅ Zero toxic positivity

✅ Maximum “let’s do this anyway” energy

This isn’t a glow-up. It’s a get-it-done kit—for everyone who took the scenic route.