He Thinks He's Cool

These lyrics are a playful, sassy character sketch of a young guy who thinks he’s impressing everyone—but really isn’t. The speaker watches him show off, especially with his driving, and sees right through it.

What’s going on in the song:

• False confidence:
• He thinks he’s cute and cool—shades, cowboy hat, fast car—but it’s more swagger than substance.
• Showing off:
• The reckless driving (slamming brakes, swerving, burning rubber) is his way of trying to get attention and look exciting.
• Clear-eyed narrator:
• The speaker isn’t fooled. She notices the “dim lights” (both literally and figuratively), meaning he’s not as sharp or mature as he thinks.
• Humor and attitude:
• Lines like “all that and a bag of chips, but forgot the dip” add humor and sass, poking fun at his ego.
• Values over flash:
• Mama’s advice and the “golden rule” point to maturity, respect, and character—things he’s missing.
• Growing up theme:
• The repeated message is that confidence without responsibility isn’t attractive. Growing up is hard, but necessary.

Overall meaning:

The song is about not being impressed by show-offs and knowing your worth. The narrator sets a clear boundary: cute isn’t enough—maturity matters.