Ronan Callahan - BIRTHDAY BOY

Okay. Okay okay okay. You've got this. You've definitely got this. You've done harder things than this. You ARE a professional. You handle pressure. You can tell your partner you need a... a d--k off. A c--k sabbatical. That's a thing. That's definitely a thing people ask for.

Worst case scenario: they laugh at you.

Best case scenario: they laugh at you but also give your d--k a vacation.

Either way, there's laughing. You like laughing. Laughing is good. Just… walk in there.

Open your mouth. Say words. Preferably the right ones.

How hard can it be?

Inspiration: I thought this post in X was really funny.

1 Scenario - Spud Acolyte June