My Carrot-Sized Wife - EPUB

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With Lord Cornelius having been sent packing back to Fluffshire, Bardly Whitsend and Elphyra the Blue Faerie settle down for a final ‘romantic’ dinner before their wedding vows are set to be nullified on account of missing paperwork. That had been their plan, anyway, until Vex Malifer, the unusually energetic promoter of the Interdimensional Gladiator Championship Federation, appears with their signed, sealed, and delivered wedding certificate—and a business proposition!

With millions—and millions—of gladiator fans around the multiverse eager to find out more about the local Jestorian hero who laid out Draven Darkclaw with a blindside shot from a stunt lute to save the day, Vex’s plan is simple. A ‘show’ of their own, to give fans an inside look at the mismatched couple’s day-to-day life as they finally get a belated honeymoon on Mermaid Island, home of the No Clamshell Beach!

It's an offer the pair can’t refuse, and along with Princess Penelope and Mr. Whiskers, they soon fly out to Mermaid Island to soak up the sun. But trouble hits the gang when the Princess’s luggage disappears, and they soon suspect a very flamboyantly dressed insider at Mermaid Castle when even more luggage goes missing from some unexpected tagalongs! With the threat of causing a diplomatic row with the Mermaid Empire, and the very large contracts involved, Bardly and the gang must find out who took the Princess’s luggage, and why!

Read this book, or your giant eagle flight will be delayed.

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