Funny Dog Birthday Card: Age Is Mandatory Growing Up Is Optional (5x7 Digital Download)

A beautiful printable card you can download instantly and send today.

This funny birthday card features a laid-back dog relaxing by the lake with sunglasses, coffee, and a plan to avoid adulting for the day. The playful message about getting older while refusing to grow up makes this a fun choice for a friend, husband, brother, dad, dog lover, or anyone who appreciates easygoing birthday humor.

What You Receive

• 1 PDF file

• Printable 5x7 foldable greeting card

• Formatted on an 8.5 x 11 inch page for easy printing.

• High-resolution (300 DPI)

Printing Notes

• Print at home or through a print shop

• Use cardstock for best results

• Trim and fold along guide lines

Perfect For

• Fold into a traditional greeting card

• Frame the artwork as a mini print

• Use in journals, scrapbooks, or paper crafts

• Tuck into gifts or display on a desk or shelf

Important Information

• This is a digital download — no physical item will be shipped

• Colors may vary slightly depending on your monitor and printer

• For personal use only

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