DEGEN

Welcome to the Degen Lounge — where memes rule, the charts never sleep, and your car smells like sweet crypto gains.

• Coconut scented

• Double-sided print

• Only 50 available

• Ships in 2–3 working days

• Designed to freshen your car and your crypto soul

• Comes with a limited edition drop card (numbered out of 50)

Warning:

Do not eat it, even if the market is crashing.

Do not rub it on your skin, your eyes, or your crypto portfolio.

Keep out of reach of children and meme coin traders.

For external use only — preferably in your car, not your moon bag.