Bad Eggs

What happens when an animal activist from Downunder tries to marry the daughter of a staunch North Yorkshire battery hen farmer?

Austin Hogg is a nasty old man who has been murdering chickens all his life. Fortunately, he’s dying, and the Hogg family is full of bad eggs desperate to inherit his bloodstained fortune.

Enter Baily Harland, a dubious, animal-loving foreigner trying to marry into the family, and the feeding frenzy for prime position in Austin’s will turns ugly. After all, this pretty, city boy outsider is trying to marry the apple of Austin’s eye, his beautiful pocket rocket daughter, Gabriel.

Enter a sudden spate of arson attacks on Austin Hogg’s chicken farm and the pub in his local village, Skipton-le-Beans.

Coincidence? Surely, if Bailey loves Gabriel and seeks her hand in marriage, he won’t sabotage his chances with terrorist attacks on the very things her father holds dear.

BAD EGGS is a black comedy about love, hate, hypocrisy, and chickens.