Sweary Colouring For Amusing Mindfulness

💥 F*ck Me! It’s Sweary Colouring for Amusing Mindfulness 💥

Your new favourite stress-buster just dropped.

Swap zen chants for sweary scribbles and mindfulness mantras for mildly offensive masterpieces. This hilariously therapeutic colouring book takes your bad mood to sniggersville one sweary doodle at a time.

Perfect for grown-ups who’ve had enough of polite positivity.

🖍 What’s inside:

• 20 sweary-but-soothing colouring pages
• Beautifully illustrated designs oozing sass
• Instant relief for stress, overthinking, and people who test your patience.

💡 Bonus: proven side effects include uncontrollable giggling, inner peace, and smug satisfaction.

Disclaimer:

Contains swear words. Like… actual ones. If that shocks you, this isn’t your vibe (hi Mum 👋). Everyone else - grab your pencils and get colouring, you magnificent muthaf*cking legend.