💔 Love, Lies & Leftovers

A funny, brutally honest, and slightly too relatable 22-page printable eBook/eMagazine about modern relationships, emotional damage, and who’s actually doing the dishes.

So you fell in love.

Or you're thinking about it.

Or you did it once and now you have trust issues, a hoodie that’s not yours, and a deep resentment toward shared Netflix accounts.

Welcome to Love, Lies & Leftovers — the hilarious, heart-tugging, side-eye-giving relationship survival guide you didn’t know you needed.

📖 What’s Inside?

✔️ 10 real-talk chapters with way too much honesty

✔️ Sarcasm, snacks, and subtle relationship trauma

✔️ Adult humor (because we’re all tired of pretending love is all roses and holding hands)

✔️ Printable PDF format – 22 stylish pages of cozy chaos

Topics We Tackle (and roast lovingly):

– First dates and bios full of lies

– Pet names and pretending to like jazz

– IKEA-induced meltdowns

– Dishwashing diplomacy

– Insta-perfect couples vs your snack-fueled reality

– The emotional weight of leftover sushi

– Love languages... and passive-aggressive texts

🧠 This Is For You If:

• You’ve ever argued over takeout
• You’ve stalked someone’s ex on Instagram “by accident”
• You express love through sarcasm and snacks
• You’re in a relationship, recovering from one, or swearing them off forever

💡 Use It As:

• A digital self-help laugh
• A “funny gift” with suspiciously real advice
• A nightstand read between actual therapy and panic naps

Download, laugh, maybe cry a little, and remember: real love is messy—just like your laundry pile.

Instant PDF download. No shipping. No judgment. Just vibes, validation, and leftovers.

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