A Survival Guide For The Confused Volunteer: Living On Planet Earth

The Survival Guide For The Confused Volunteer: Living On Planet Earth
by M.L. Lenz 

A hilarious book for anyone who feels like they came to Earth from somewhere else and didn't read the fine print in their contract. The reader will see a copy of the contract they signed upon entry into the Earth's sphere. Following that, you'll be guided through all the stages of your human experience from birth to the completion of your contract here on Earth. 
This book details the classic workplace purgatory situations you'll find on your journey, from working retail during a holiday season, to the soul sucking meetings of the corporate grind. You'll receive tips on how to navigate the hellscape of life, work, relationships, emotional health, and all of the types of people who will make your life hell in one way or another and what to do about them.  Not to fear, there is plenty of heartwarming and deeply profound esoteric truths embedded within this book for the more adept seekers of higher knowledge. 
This book will have you rolling on the floor laughing. It is guaranteed to take the edge off of the harsh realities we all contend with each and every day.  You'll learn about:  

• Creeps, Cheats, Middle Managers, Vampires, In-Charge Degenerates, Lizard People, Cat People, Super Planners, Baglers, Simpleton Sages, Doomers and more!  
  
  
• How To Not Do Stupid Sh*t
• Dealing With The Toxic Waste Box Of Your Rage 
• How To Survive Pointless Life Force Draining Meetings
• How To Expedite Your Contract on Earth- The Holiday Retail Job
• Middle Managers and Psychic Vampires- How To Destroy Them 
• Leveling The Playing Field When Faced With An In-Charge Degenerate 
• Dealing With Anger Caused From Stupid People 
• Dealing With Soul Crushing Grief 
• How To Remember Why You Are Here

And So MUCH More!