The Paint Report — A Visual Audit of Your Store's Covers, Colors & Layout ($79)

Your store, judged on looks alone: covers, colors, layout, first impression — with a specific fix list. Report in 5 business days. $79.

Buyers decide in seconds — and they decide with their eyes before they read a single word.

The Paint Report is a visual audit of your digital storefront, from the same one-person shop that runs Fast, Cheap & Confident on three stores: I look at your store the way a stranger does, and I send you a written report on how it looks — with the specific fixes, in the order I'd do them.

You send: your store link, up to 10 product covers, and one screenshot of your storefront's top.

You get back (one PDF report):

1. First impression — what your store says in its first 10 seconds, and whether your hero product earns its spot

2. Cover-by-cover findings — every cover judged at full size and at thumbnail size: legibility, title hierarchy, series consistency, text-over-photo problems, prices or dated words baked into artwork

3. Color & consistency findings — does your store read as one brand, or as several shops sharing a page?

4. Layout findings — product order, hero placement, and what your submitted screenshots show

5. The fix list — numbered, ordered by impact, written so you can do every fix yourself

What this is NOT (so you buy the right thing): no pricing advice and no rewritten descriptions — that's my Shelf Audit ($197). No fixes done for you — that's my Digital Shelf Setup ($499). The Paint Report tells you exactly what to repaint; who holds the brush is your choice.

The clock: your report arrives within 5 business days of my receiving your complete intake (link + covers + screenshot). If it's late, you get a full refund — just reply to the delivery email. No forms.

Capacity, honestly: Jerry personally reviews every report across all my report products, so at most 2 reports are in flight at once across all of them, and at most 3 new Paint Report orders are accepted per week. (Holiday weeks — Thanksgiving week, Nov 23–26, and Christmas week, Dec 21–25 — the window doubles to 10 business days, stated in your intake email before your clock starts.)

One honest note: I judge from the material you submit and your live link as I can read it. If a page won't load, your report says so and works from your screenshots. Design findings are professional judgment backed by visible facts ("this title can't be read at thumbnail size") — I don't promise any fix will change your sales, because nobody honestly can.

$79 — one store, up to 10 covers, written report.

By Jerry Madrigal, San Antonio, Texas — Fast, Cheap & Confident.

FAQ:

Q: How do I send my covers?

A: After checkout you'll get the intake questions by email; just reply with your link, cover files or screenshots attached.

Q: When does the 5 days start?

A: When your complete intake lands — the email says so when it arrives.

Q: What if I want the fixes done for me?

A: That's the Setup ($499). This report carries no credit toward it — it stands on its own, and the fix list is written for DIY.

Q: What if I want my prices checked too?

A: That's the Shelf Audit ($197) — different report, different questions.