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Sunday roast dinner at the Lion Pub was normal for most UK ex-pats Aussies Canucks and Yanks come to watch major sports events with twenty-six big screens showing all those Worlds events in every known sport, also the Buffet carvery was good value, A&G had not changed their Sunday catch up local news habits. and most regulars did not give them a second thought, wealthy or poor or otherwise, they were down as good guys to most strangers who come and go in Pattaya. The banter created as quick-fire jokes among all mattered not a Colour creed or need they paid for quite a few rounds on Sundays when in town and were known as Good Guys just simple as that no airs and graces with Multi Billionaires just two hard-working bread and butter souls they take no prisoners and suffer fools with a Round of Drinks 

They were talking with Big Simon who was Ex professional Rugby league player about their trip to Australia next week Simon said the authorities do not like dealing with poms it's in their culture,

 I think you going to be wasting your time trying to sell the Aussie government anything Gaz  

Their agenda was the Security of Prisons they had been invited to a Large slice of Prison Reform domination Contracts in the Stock Markets it had the whole World talking about. Their prison training Methods coming out of the USA Their President was Highly in Favour of talking with his Aussie Counterpart to give them a Chance 

Gaz Son was the Games Master behind this seedling beginning with the USA-granted Contract of Six Rings of DNA vibration Control Technology and so they went Flying to Canberra Australia where the Governments are located HQ of all Departments the tough Prison Board were not amused and laughed in their Faces as stupid pair of Pommy bastards .there was no Diplomatic Decorum just Hated Poms with a Passion you can take those Silicon Rings and stuff em up the Dunny seat, they not going to be working on Aussies we have the toughest meanest sons of Barbie robbers in the World, Murders, GBH,  Rapists and Dummy Suckers, as was known in the Australian Criminal Wonderland so kiss our arses, Pommies, There was no love lost yet They were Forced into the Demonstration and A&G had to take the verbal abuse with a Smile or what's known as a boardroom diplomatic Shitty Grin back.

Malcolm Clarcky said they would accept a Free Demo as the Media was full of American News Media  Bullshit the biggest haters all put their hands up Twelve Prison wardens toughest 8 guys 4 sheilas all Hated Poms with the Inner passions of an outback kangaroo curry and were strict Independence waltzing Matilda Freaks, The BoardRoom held a good Sixty around the table as they went to change into Jump Suits with socks on no Shoes very professional with A&G Security Logo at least get a Bit of Free advertising Poms they did not let up all the Digs and Verbal abuse their quips no Hanky Panky their staff fixed the Sequence rings into position Ankles 2 Wrists 2 Waist 1  Neck 1 quick flick of controls from James who was not in the room and we had a soft tinge of lime green all working order Ready to Proceed and for the Australian Records officials, This  was a  shit or bust with those Top Wardens of Hate had known no better than the Brute forces of prison institute Control and Ruled with a rod of Iron in command of their own Prisons network 

No way those Pommie Bastards getting this Contract life of those Poor Sods must Remain the Same as their Bar room Consensus Fuck all Poms this aint going to work for us, deep-seated hatred before they started.

At the Board Meeting!

AGENDA! Australian Prison Population increase 

Humanity Priority Frequency intelligence of Communication through Space Vibrations.

Both A&G looking at the dossier they had prepared on the Reduction of Inmates and Security Forces Contract was sitting at the Trillion Aussie dollar Contractors Table where the Minister Responsible and Top Ten Australian Prison Board  Operations Directors who sat in Test Mode in the requested A&G Demonstration Agenda Dress Code of Six Rings the A&G staff of Thai Ladies Fitted so easily for the Demo

The Plain Dossier was Self Explanatory The fun and Games would begin after the Short Film Presentation  “SHALL we Begin” Children The Aussies Hated that you Pommie Bastard you could See the haze of Hate for them just sitting there  Gaz said. As their Rings turned on to a nice Lime Green hue so light you were not aware of wearing, the light was also mesmerising! The Noticeable Factor Everyone remained perfectly calm from the Boisterous waiting for shit-kicking banter of Let us get at the Pomms baiting badger day.

Let's begin lights Please Big Al said as the Screen began the Presentation of the future of Prison Services in Australia and who the Long-term Government's Favourite Bidders who volunteered to take part and who hated A&G with a passion trying to take their contract away before it started every corner was a negative putting up a Barrier the short film rolled out all the Benefits of the realignment process to the Human Senses even if your Australian Bushwacker Prison Inmate

Ladies And Gentlemen  there was a Tittering snigger and cough Big Gaz & Al 

Our inventive A&G Minds the Prisons of Australia's Future To Reduce Your Yearly Cost From Over Five Billion  Dollars to Net Zero.

We are a Committed Partner at A&G  in your Approach to Crime and Justice in the Reduction of such High Numbers of Prisoners Currently costing 330 dollars Per day Per Prisoner. Well-being

AT A&G we have Developed the Control of  Vibrations Technique 

  To Begin  Please understand the Elements 

The priority of the Human Mind is to stay alive To Think

Priority of the Ears to listen for Danger

Priority for Eyes to Look for Danger

Priority of Nose-to-Smell Danger

Priority of Mouth Tell others about Danger

Priority of Touch Feel the Danger Heat and Cold

The Human Mind Priority combines all senses in an instant of Time

The Human Ears listen for Sound Frequency that could Harm and inflict pain

The Human Eyes look for the dangers of Wind Fire Storm and tempests 

The human Nose smells the Danger of obnoxious odours to avoid

The Human Mouth Sounds Communication on Frequency Levels from Safe to Danger

The Human Touch warns of Heat or Cold dangers hidden from view

Frequency of the Spoken words and unspoken thoughts of each Human mind

Frequency is the life force of the DNA in all Human Beings' creation

Frequency the Traveler in Time of creation of all living things 

Frequency the storage of all Knowledge and secret data of all recorded things

Frequency of the Controlled Human Mind can find all known data recorded in memory

The frequency of the heart rate is essential to a life controlled by the mind.

Frequency of the Mind is the Ratio of Time in staying alive in its Communication while doing so

Life Hackers can diversify the Frequency to gain through Communication

Eliminating Humanity's Problem of Lawlessness A&G  Get out of Jail Free Rejuvenator system 

Was an A&G Invention of Years as Rear Gunner on those Milk Carts The scouse Voice in the Film made everyone Laugh because We at A&G invented the Juvinator to assist with the Beautification of Humanity to give back The Life Prisoners lost that was blamed on everything and the Education in Parent or Orphanage Beatings  Crime through hard work and the Penal Code most Barbaric of suffering in Australian Prisons since before Ned Kelly days must not pay A&G system was and now affordable for all of mankind 

Having Studied The Human levels of Frequency we at A&G put together the Security system we are about to Unfold Due to the Highly Humanity sensitive range you Twelve Aussie  disciples all have agreed the participate in our Security demonstration Today for a Free Trial of your signatures will be required for the clearance Factor should your Report wishes A&G to Place in service within the Lockdown Period of Three Working Days