The "Are You Straight & Measuring Up?" Level Willy Warmer

The "Are You Straight & Measuring Up?" Level Willy Warmer

Finally, a crochet project that answers life’s most pressing questions with total precision! This hilarious, one-of-a-kind willy warmer features a functional-looking spirit level and an attached tape measure sack, making it the ultimate gag gift for housewarmings, bachelorette parties, or the handyman in your life who takes his tools a bit too seriously. Quick to stitch up using standard #4 worsted weight yarn, this pattern guarantees big laughs and a surprisingly cozy fit. Whip one up today and give the gift of perfect calibration!

This pattern also contains an html version with a row counter. Download the html version to your phone and carry your pattern anywhere. Works in any modern browser and you do no have to be connected to the internet.

gag gift, crochet pattern, funny men's gift, novelty crochet, willy warmer, mechanic gift, handyman gift, naughty crochet, bachelorette gift, adult humor, white elephant, funny willy warmer, tools gag gift