New Best Friend Application

Seeking one low-maintenance menace with good snacks and excellent screenshots.

The New Best Friend Application is a four-page printable friendship interview for people capable of surviving unfinished conversations, delayed replies, several messaging apps, children, pets, partners, emotional emergencies, and the occasional ugly cry.

INSIDE THE APPLICATION:

• Page 1: Friendship expectations, multiple conversation threads, delayed replies, ideal hangouts, emergency snacks, children, and hiding in the bathroom for peace

• Page 2: Pets, emotional support, communication during misunderstandings, harmless hills worth dying on, friendship qualifications, and an emergency situation test

• Page 3: Contact information, birthdays, social accounts, relationship status, professionally venting about partners, surprise-call rules, response times, drink orders, and favorite snacks

• Page 4: Rapid-fire friendship questions, references, the legally-ish binding Friendship Promise, final notes, and official approval status

Perfect for new friendships, longtime best friends, birthdays, girls’ nights, friendship anniversaries, or formally interviewing the person who keeps sending you screenshots without context.

DIGITAL PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Four-page printable PDF

• US Letter size: 8.5 × 11 inches

• Instant digital download

• Print at home or through a local print shop

• Personal use only

• No physical item will be mailed

Friendship may include twelve screenshots, three unfinished conversations, snacks, partner complaints, and absolutely no memory of which app the conversation started on.