Grumpy Fairy Tale #1, The Grumpy Fairy, signed paperback

*~* Middle Grade Fairy Tale *~*

My name is Drusinella, and I'm a fairy.

Everyone has hobby. Mine is turning Princes into frogs.

I know what you're thinking. "But you're a fairy! Fairies are supposed to grant wishes, and spread happiness!"

Boo. Happiness is for Princesses.

I was banished from Fairyland for my obscure hobby, so you'll imagine my surprise when I received an invitation to a fairy party from my old acquaintance, Soflee!

My only friend, Alfrigg the bird, flew me back home, which ended in absolute disaster when I found out the Fairy Queen had no intention of letting me come back home unless I give up my frog hobby (like THAT will happen!).

To make matters worse, a stupid princess saved my life, so now I have to grant her deepest wish, which is, of course, true love (ugh, that is so gross).

This has to be the lamest adventure EVER.

Ever so Sarcastically and Sincerely,

Drusinella