So You Want to Date My Son? Teen Edition — Kid-Friendly Printable PDF

No threats, shovels, or dramatic porch speeches. Just a mother with a printer, a teenage son, and several completely normal questions disguised as unnecessary official paperwork. 😂

“So You Want to Date My Son? — Teen Edition” is a funny, kid-friendly, Mom-approved interview for respectful teenage dating.

Inside you’ll find:

• Basic teen applicant information

• School, responsibilities, and interests

• Respectful dating intentions

• Phone, social-media, and drama-control questions

• Consent, kindness, and healthy boundaries

• Transportation, safety, and curfew planning

• Teen red-flag check

• Official Teen-Son Dating Agreement

• Mama’s promise to be a safe listening ear

• Six cut-out parent-permission coupons

Coupons include:

• Request One Group Date

• One Safe Call to Mama

• Curfew Change Request

• Meet-the-Parents Pass

• Hoodie Return Extension

• Phone-Down Conversation

Every coupon is only a request and requires clear parent or guardian approval. The curfew-change coupon must explain why, the location, who is present, transportation, and the new return time—and it is only valid after a parent clearly says yes.

You’ll receive one 9-page US Letter-size PDF for instant download and at-home printing.

This is a digital product. No physical item will be mailed.

This teen-friendly parody form starts conversations but does not replace family rules, supervision, school policies, safety planning, trusted-adult support, or emergency help. Personal use only—no resale or redistribution.