Foresomes - I Sign the Checks

🎵 I Sign the Checks — Foresomes

The Full-Length Original Song | Foresomes Records

One billionaire owner. One football empire. And absolutely nobody telling him what to do.

In Dallas, the Cowboys may have coaches, quarterbacks, and an entire front office—but there's only one man who really runs the show. And he's never been shy about reminding everybody who signs the checks.

“I Sign the Checks” is an original Foresomes comedy record starring Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, the man who hires the coaches, makes the decisions, and somehow always finds himself at the center of the controversy.

Packed with catchy melodies, hilarious lyrics, and the signature sports satire you've come to expect from Foresomes, this musical roast takes a hilarious look at Jerry's larger-than-life ego, his obsession with control, and the never-ending circus that is America's Team.

You've seen the claymation video. Now hear the entire song—including the verses that didn't make the final cut.

What you're getting:

• 🎧 Complete, full-length original song
• 🎵 High-quality 320 kbps MP3 download
• 🎨 Custom Foresomes claymation album artwork embedded in the file
• 📲 Instant digital download—yours to keep and play whenever you want

No subscriptions. No streaming required. Just the full record.

An original Foresomes Records production.

Independent sports comedy and parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Jerry Jones, the Dallas Cowboys, or the NFL.

Price: $1.99