What the Hell Do I Say? Foils, Feelings, & Fuckery

What the Hell Do I Say? Foils, Feelings, & Fuckery

25 Real-Salon Scripts for Stylists by Jamie Louise

She brought six inspiration pictures. She forgot to mention the box dye. She wants the whole transformation today—and she’s surprised by the price.

What the hell do you say?

This digital guide gives you 25 real salon situations with words you can actually use behind the chair. We’re talking consultations, hair history, pricing, schedule surprises, client expectations, and the conversations that can make even an experienced stylist pause with a color brush in her hand.

Each situation gives you the setup, a client-facing script, and the backroom truth—with Southern sass from a stylist who’s spent thirty years behind the chair.

You’ll receive one downloadable PDF. Read it when you need a laugh; pull it back up when you need the words. Adapt the scripts to your own voice, your clients, and your salon.

Price: $20